hedlunds:

I’m tired of things costing money

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officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
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tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

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pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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